Nothing is happening, is it?
Shop for food, carefully,
And go to the pharmacy.
We call it the chemist here.
Exercise is permitted once a day
But stay close to your home.
Run around your garden
Or possibly your yard.
You can visit the petrol station,
That’s gas, if you aren’t British.
Though if you are American
You’d say I’m English.
It isn’t quite accurate.
But in the circumstances
English is close enough.
Nothing is happening, is it?
